Cosmopolitan

I'm bored. Too bored. It's gonna spread a mundane toned down mood to everyone who reads my blog nowadays. Not only me though. Have been chatting a lot with Flora on MSN these few days. A lot since God knows when. Anyhow, this post is not to talk about Flora. Not enough time to write all the stuffs on her alone. Haha...

As my boring fingers are typing and shuffling along the cursor, I landed on Cosmopolitan website and was browsing some of the articles there. I found one of it to be "Love Questions Every Guy Ask Himself". And so I thought to myself, among all these questions, which that I asked myself before? Here's the result...

• Does she think I’m funny?

• What's she like in bed?

• Are lulls in the conversation first-date awkwardness or a sign that she has nothing to say?

• Am I really willing to give up on other potentials for her?

• Will my friends like her?

• Will she eventually look as MILF-hot (or troll-like) as her mom does?

• She may work now, but do I make enough money to support her and a family if I need to?

• Can I be happy never having sex with another woman for the rest of...my...life?

So, here's my list of questions that I used (or some maybe still) to think of. Ciao!

70th Post

The last post of mine which entitled, "Coffee or Tea" was my number 69th post! What a good number for such posting! Crap! I shouldn't be so superstitious and kinky here. But what the heck! All my readers are in their 20s anyway (I think so). Anyhow, this is my 70th post! Yay! Not that many compared to some of peers who are like practically blogging at every single chance they've got. I'm just too dumb for words sometimes. Nevertheless I rarely post up pictures too. I'm just not a blogger type I guess. Just a normal guy who groans and grunts about his daily livings.

I actually do want to post up some pictures but I rarely take pictures (or camwhore) of myself. I'm just waiting patiently for fellow friends out there who have taken a few of my pictures recently to send them to me. Audrey! I want those pictures taken from your birthday celebration! I mean all (up to no good at all)!

Oh! I actually just started watching the TVB series of " A Journey Called Life" a few days ago. Damn out-dated me since my "supplier" has been off-mode herself now and the crappy connection speed wouldn't allow me to access much either. Anyhow, Linda Chung is so pretty as ever! I'm totally her fan now (just make sure she doesn't come out in any scandal). I do learn a thing from the drama so far which is "take each step firmly and properly at a time because the feeling you get from each of  these steps you made is an indescribable relaxation sort".

My mom just asked me to ask Rain this and since Rain never replied my MSN's messages (bad ex-dai gu che), I'm just gonna post it here. Rain! Make sure you reply or my mom would nag me!

My mom (Auntie Soh): Rain! My look-a-like! We're both so fat (the author has ran away)! Have you got the sour plums that Jack asked Seng Zhao to pass to you? Did Kim Ming gets his too?

Beyond Scandal

What does everyone loves? Scandals! I have nothing to blog about but I feel like writing something just to tell everyone I'm still alive. Maybe as I type, my brain might go dead and I'm just gonna create some scandals for myself or for others! Oh! One of the biggest scandal ever for me. It's been going on for sometime now but I decided to repeat it again just to let some to like "WTF!"

I'm going on single folks!

That's all!

Show me some "Wow!" people!!!

Anyway, I thought of something to talk on. What's better than to talk about other than what my cousin sister suggested not too long ago today. Beyond concert! For those who are either too high class or too "ulu" to not to know who is "Beyond", behold!

Mario! "Qing Ren" wei... Come back sama-sama go la!

I thought they decided to go separate ways sometime ago but seemed like they're holding another concert for me on my homecoming. I haven't been to any of their concerts yet so this is gonna be the first! I do really hope that all 4 of them could sing again. Too bad that can never happen. If you don't know why, Google it!

Anyway, concert's gonna be on October 11th in Genting. Who ever wanna join us to go, do tell me yeah! We'll need to book tickets. So, make sure you confirm betul-betul or you'll still gonna pay even if you're not going! I can use the empty seat for my date then (free!). Haha. . .

Now my brain is really blank! Think I'm gonna retire early tonight.

See ya!

P.S.: To those who are like @.@ bout my earlier scandal, it's true ya know! Jack is having no lust (I think) at the moment now!

Lazy writing

Said I wanted to post something with related to fashion or impression. A minute ago when this page was loading, I thought of just putting in "Screw it!" but now that I have started typing, I feel like crapping some out!

I'm vain. Not to say that I must look good all the time (well, maybe) but I'm somewhere near there. Am not the type of person where I can manage having everyone see my "morning look" when I just got up from my sleep. I don't go around getting the latest trend and branded (maybe a few here and there) stuffs but whatever I get, I do hope that it looks good on me so that it gives people a somewhat "OK" impression on me especially people that I mingled with.

The truth is, this apply to every single person who wears clothes. What we wear will have an effect on the others around us. We wear to portray our individual esteems. Should I mix with the "lala" which is very popular in certain part of KL, then my clothings will of course focus more on the Eastern block. If I'm off the simple casual group, my clothings would of course be simple and casual (duh...). What I'm trying to say is, we wear certain styles so that we can portray who we are and who we are with. Not to forget, it also enables us to be different from the rest of the world. There's bound to be different. Maybe in the tops we're wearing, the pants, the shoes or even the underwear!

No doubt, it's good that we wear to show we are and where are we but never go overboard! We dress to leave a vague impression on ourselves to others. We do not dress to leave a permanent impression to others. Our good buddy, Gautama said, "Always follow the middle path! Don't go either ends! If there's something in the middle path, walk through it and you'll start shining brightly like a superstar just like me." Anyway, the thing is, we (or maybe just me) judge people through first impressions a lot of the time. Should this person's first impression is bad, try all he/she wants but we wouldn't accept it. Should it be good, we'll wait till it's bad. It's just that! Usually, first impression starts from the eyes. Our eyes are in front of our big, empty head which let us to see first. The first thing that we "see" of people is their dressings! That's where we start our biased judgment on everyone. By the time that person starts talking or mixing around with us, it is like an appeal session of impressions going on by using our ears, nose, mouth, and brain. However, what we see first already left a strong impression on a person. If our first impression of the fellow is bad and we don't know him/her, then there's no way for an appeal.

Wanted to crap more but very lazy already! Until more!

See ya people!

The Dark Knight is FUCKing AWESOME!

Just watched the Dark Knight last night!!! Finally~~~

What can I say?

IT'S FUCKING AWESOME!

Not Batman though. . .

JOKER IS FUCKING AWESOME!

Though Batman's sonar thingy is awesome too!

Will bitch more bout it in the next post!

See ya!

Densha Otoko aka Train Man

This is gonna be my first post on novels! Yay! A good start!

As the name implies: Train Man or rather in Japanese its called "Densha Otoko".

This novel resolves a geek who save a bunch of people from being harassed in train and ending up dating one of the girls. As a geek (not hard feelings), he's 0 in dating as his age is equals the number of years he didn't date (imagine that!). So therefore, he gets guidance from what's he is best at. Computers and the Internet! There's a forum he goes to and he got his helps from his anonymous friends. Anyway, I'm still half way through this book but it's a great book for light reading and to relax! For those who might even be searching for assistance in dating, this book actually does help (*hint hint...).

“Train Man” teaches us the power of community in helping love triumph over geekdom.

I got the above phrase from the net which I think basically telling people what's its really about on the book. Oh yeah! There's even a movie and a drama series on this too since it is an international best seller. Anyway, what I do like about this book is that it's not like your normal novel where everything is in paragraphs and dialogs. The way the author put it in the book is actually in a web forum style which is interesting to read with all those short-hands and emoticons we usually use on our MSN or forum chats.

Here's a sample:


I think I'll watch the movie once I finish reading the book!

Korea!

Its midnight and I'm going to sleep soon! But before I start lying down on my bed and start dreaming, I wanna tell everyone this:

I'M PLANNING TO GO KOREA NEXT YEAR!

Though I'm not sure how short or long the trip is, I'm planning it now! Note that short means 2 weeks while long means a month! Gosh! The way I'm saying it is like I'm not gonna work!

Anyway, I do wanna go using the backpacking style! Who's interested?

Nights!

Emergency

Oh shit!

This is not a post that was supposed to be in the listing I mentioned in the earlier post. However, this is post is a must and absolute.

I used to have a Hebe photo gallery on my side bar on my blog page. Nevertheless I have now taken it off the page as

NUDE PICTURES OF SOME AH LIAN COME OUT INSTEAD ! ! ! !

(*&^%$#@

Okay... Problem settled. This is not an age 18+ blog page. Though the content might sometimes take people of above that age to understand! *wink

Made of Honor

Watched "Made of Honor". One of the few 2008 movies I wanted to watch. Watched Iron Man too. Next in list will be Zohan, Love Guru, and etc.

Should I leave all those girls behind for this one?
Answer: If she's as "good" as all of them

Would I be this good looking and my dance partner being that pretty?
Answer: Hell yeah!

Anyway, just wanna blab something about this movie. I'll recommend it! Its like any typical love movie but I think the screen-play was simple and nice. Not too much and not too monotonous.

After watching I had a thought, does it really happen in real world where you realize that the person you love is gonna get married and you step in just in time before them saying "I do!". Or does that only happen in the movies just like many other things that are. I imagined two different scenarios should it happen to me:

1. I'm the dumb guy who didn't appreciate the person I love and tried my very best to stop the wedding only to know everything I do is in vain until the last minute where I slam the church doors open and say, "STOP!" The girl would then be impressed (can't think of any sweeter words" by my "I love you" or Kumar's square root love poem and we kiss. After all those happy and hugging moments, I get punched. OUCH!
2. I'm the lucky and perfect guy for the lady I'm going to marry not knowing (or knowing... I'm not dumb) that someone else is actually in love with her and tried to stop my wedding and "plans" for the night. *wink. Right before I say "I do" and the man in black (they should wear something brighter and happier since its a happy event) ask me to kiss the bride, some good-for-nothing asshole jumps in and shout, "You're gonna regret this!" My bride then gets stolen by his sweet words (which I give to her every single moment but she says "ewww") and tried to run off with him. I'm not that dumb though and have the doors closed. I go in front of my "bride" where she will keep apologizing and pour my tears out asking, "WHY?" I would then act generous (dumb...) and bold asking her to leave and be happy. Right when the good-for-nothing guy says thanks I punch him in the guts! YEAH! Everyone cheers! Sadly, I go back to my room and bandage up my hurting fist cause unlike the guy in the movie I'm not so well-built!

Here you go! Shit! I forgot to mention spoiler alert. . . I'm such a naughty fellow!

PS: My SAD friend. . . I have bullets for this post again!

Is marriage necessary

Read Rain's blog some time ago and there was this post where it caught my attention (others are just a fag). The post was something on whether marriage is necessary. Reasons and points were posted up for us readers at that time to ponder upon. Few of the questions that might come up when you're reading it will be:

1. Is marriage another level of commitment in a relationship and love?
2. Is marriage is just like any other piece of legal paper? Once there's a glitch in the gear of relationship does the piece of paper pose any special effect?
3. Why would people wanna get married?
4. Does marriage proves that you relationship has reached a stable point?

In my opinion, marriage is just a process of officiating that two individuals are now generally together. Having go through this process does not put you into any new wave of love or deeper commitment. You are committed enough once you are loving and sincere to each other. What marriage does is to put you through the society legal process of acceptance. Should you do not get married and stay together for a super long term society will tend to put you into the illegal, bad category. That's societal truth especially in the East too. If not the word cohabitation (thanks to Michelle for mentioning this word earlier) would not have be created and people would not wince at hearing this word.

Also, to the both individuals who tied the knot through marriage, it might appear as useless to them from what I describe earlier above. However, somehow and somewhat this marriage does affect them. Whether a conscious thought or an unconscious thought, people who tied the know tend to commit a new extra few % into their relationship compared to before marriage. Having being brought up by the society and lived as the society, these individuals would now feel that they have been recognized 100% by their spouses and are now deserving this title. Therefore, is marriage necessary if you asked me?

The answer: In this very world we have been living for such a long time, yes we do! Also, on a personal part, I do want my special someone to be recognize as my other half rather than being my girlfriend only won't I. *wink

P.S.: I have a professor in one of my classes where he's not married due to the fact that he and his girlfriend agreed that as long as the government does not pass the law of allowing gay marriage they will not get married. However, they do have a legal paper done that shows that they are by legal together. So, does that considered a marriage?

Doctor Quack Jack

Pain~~~
Sakit sini sakit sana. . .
Banyak orang sudah jatuh sakit. Sekarang aku macam dijangkit pulak. . .
It is the flu season again. Lots of merry people are getting sick and down with this wild season. And starting from yesterday evening, I think I might join them soon. Had those symptoms: feverish, cold, headache, and a big urge to eat (personal symptom). Luckily for me, my antibody which has always been up-to-date with virus definition (in other words; stronger than normal people as my dad said) seemed to be able to win the war. Early this morning I woke up feeling as usual as any other days. Maybe still a little warm after lunch but definitely in a better condition. So for those who read this and got worried, you can release your tense now.
I have a few tips up my sleeve for those who in need of it when you get those flu symptoms:

1) Keep yourself warm. Not too hot or too exposed.

2) Make yourself a cup of tan ngan lou leong cha (One-Eye-Jack Herbal Tea) and keep adding hot water after your done with the initial cup. Recycle the packet for as many times as possible. Just make sure you drink a lot.

3) Don't make yourself keep thinking that you are sick.

4) Do not consume too much food. If you are seriously hungry, take some light snacks as in a slice of bread and butter. Having more frequency of consumption is better than doing it in a shot.

These are tips provided by your doctor in the house today. . . Doctor Quack Jack!
Haha. . . For a more reliable source of cure. Do look for my doctor friend, Doctor Wong. If he is not too busy smooching around he might leave a good cure instruction after reading this. :P